Pants v. Shorts |
We’ve had
a pretty hot summer. More 90-degree days than not and so much humidity! Who
wouldn’t want to wear a pair of shorts and let the breeze blow across their
legs? I’ll tell you who—Nick. Nick REFUSES to wear shorts. It is a battle every
day—a battle that I raised the white flag on about three days in and ordered
several pairs of thin summer pants. But for some reason, wearing pants in the
summer is the hill to die on for Mark and he intends to win this war (although he’s
lost nearly every battle and it running out of time).
Oh Nick,
what’s the deal?!
Is it
because we’ve teased you about your skinny legs?
Is it
because you hate to put on sunblock?
Is it
because you slowly want to drive your father mad?
Nick has
claimed #2 as the root cause, but I secretly think it’s #3. Alas, we may never
know…but, one thing’s for sure, those legs aren’t catching a suntan this year.